Baked 12 massive potato bread rolls yesterday. Not tried them yet. They're heavy as cannonballs. I'm sure they're edible but they'd be much better as missiles. Forget superguns -- just fire one of Random's Special Bread Rolls and watch the enemy's fortifications five miles away crumble in a deathly cloud of gluten, starch and bits of rockhard microwaved potato.
Or, if I stick one on the end of a wooden handle, I'll have a mallet. Is there no end to my powers of invention?
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